Got this in mail...
Hilarious and ROTFLOL.. !!!!
Phone ringing in commissioner office....
CM: "Mr. I.G.R Marrar... Nan solradha konjam gavanama kelunga. I am sure you are aware of the power of the state of the terror cinema. Vijay padam nu solluvanga. Avaru nadicha vettaikaran terror cinema unga city la 5 edathula release aagapogudhu. There will be many explosions in your city. bye..."
Marrar: "Hello... Hello..."
the line went dead...
Asst: "Romba short call sir. trace panna mudiyala."
Marrar: "Adutha call varumbodhu adha try seidhae aaganum. No more excuses."
Marrar: "5 kuthu pattu, 4 fight, konjam sentiment scene. Enda kupanum suppanum ippadi oru padam eduka mudiyum."
CM: "Mr.IGR.Marrar commanding areala irukara theater la pazaya vijay movie,villu, oodikitu iruku. Innum 20 mins la show mudiya pogudu. Mudinja pooi paam paakaravangala kaapathikanga. "
Marrar: "hello... hello..."
the line went dead...
Marrar: "Emergenecy. Enda theater la vijay padam oodikitu iruko anga security tight pannunga."
Phone ringing in reporter's desk...
CM:"Hello Ms.Natasha Rajkumar. This is going to be an important day in your life."
Natasha: "Dei, kural maathi pesina adayalam theriyadhu nu nenachutiya? "
CM: "Naan unga aal illa. Nan solrada gavanama kelunga. go to satyam theater with you VC innum 20 minutes la. This is live and this is life."
Natasha: "hello... hello...."
line went dead.
Cops rushed to Satyam theater..
The people inside the theater watching the show were struggling to breathe and live.
cop takes his walkie-talkie: "Sir, the situation is worse. we don't know how to bring them back alive."
Marrar phone ringing...
CM: "Endha oru kuppanalayum suppanalayum ippadi oru cinema eduka mudiyuma Mr.Marrar? Ippovavadhu serious huh irukengala?"
cop:"Sir, innum 3 mins la movie mudiya pogudu. Mudinja atthana perums sethuduvanga nu nenaikiraen. "
CM: "Eppadi kapathanum nu sollava?"
Marar: "Please, tell us."
CM: "Goto operator room and cut the wire to projector."
Marar: "Meduva sollunga."
CM:"Meduvava? Operator... room... ku poi... projector... wire ... huh ... cut panunga..."
Marar: "goto operator room and cut the wire to projector."
Cop: "yes sir."
Line went dead...
CM: "Hello Mr. Marrar. Neenga pathadu sample daan. his old movie. Ippo varapora vettaikaran ada vida bayangaramanadhu. ATM, Kuruvi, Villu lam vida bayangaramanadhu. Listen to me. DOn't waste time. You don't have it. Naan solrada seyinga."
Marrar: "Enna seya solra?"
CM:"Sivakasi, villu, kuruvi, ATM, inda movie ella printayum eduthukitu sozavaram airport ku vanga. Send just 2 cops with that.That cop should have phone with conferencing facility. I need a huge landing space. Police vedavaigaloda ennikaya adiga paduthamatenga nu nambaren. I want all the copies exactly by 5 PM. "
The call ended.
Marrar: "Collect all the movies and put it in a safe truck and take it to Sozavaram airport as he said."
Cop: "Sir, they are very dangerous."
Marrar: "I know. But inda movies laam ippo vitutu appuram eduthkalaam. .. Tamil or Telugu. begin the operation now."
Natasha mobile ringing:
CM:"Hello Ms. Natasha. Somehting is waiting for you in sozavaram airport. Be there at 5 PM"
The line went dead.
CM: "Mr.Marrar, andha tanker huh anga irukara mark la vitutu 100 feet thalli poga sollunga unga cops huh... Conference call la on pannunga."
Marrar: "Do as he instruct."
cop1: "I'll take villu box with me. I need it. We can give other movies."
Cop2: "You are disobeying. Put it there."
Cop: "Something unusual has happened. He didn't get the movies to save. He destroyed all the three movies"
Marrar: "You mean all the four?"
Cop1: "No. I withheld villu with me."
CM: "Thappu paneteenga Mr.Harrif. Adnayum neenga anga vaechurukanum. erinju poirukum."
Marrar:"Nee enna Thala fan huh, Vijay padam laam azikara?"
CM: "Viajy padam pudikalaena Thala fan huh daan irukanuma? Vikram fan huh iruka koodada. Surya fan? Kamal fan? Ivangalukellam ivan padatha patha kovame varada? I am just a stupid common man Mr.Marrar. Harrif, irukara anda oru padatha azichudunga. Ada vella vitta ada paathu innum neraya per padam eduka aaramichuduvanga. .. Naan oru tamil cinema fan huh solren, please destroy it. Its in your hand now."
Marrar: "Nee ippadi verythanama nadanduka karanam enna? Un kudubathla yaravadu vijay padam paathu sethupoitangala? "
CM: "Neenga kaetenga garathukaga solren. 14 year old. We are adults Mr. Marrar. Neenga police vera. Neraya indamari pathurupeenga. andha 14 year old buffalo kuruvi poster huh saaputu angayae sethu poochu. Inda paathu kanner vida andu en veetu buffalo va irukanumnu avasiyamilla. Pakathu veetu erumaya irunda azuga varada Mr.Marrar? harrif, please anda padathoda ella copy ya yum koluthidunga. Anda mari padangal tamil la vandada thadayame iruka koodadhu. Please..."
Harrif Burned all the copies.
CM: "Neenga bayapadara mari vettaikaran movie huh naan release panala inda diwali ku."
Marrar: "I hope so."
CM: "As a common man i now tell you, Antha padappottiyellam theeyila pottu eringa."
Ha Ha ha !!!!
Semmma ... !!!
Again as CM says... :- I need not be a thala fan.. :)
Ippadiyum Oruvan !!!!
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