Sholay - The EverGreen Action Movie !!!!!

Was browsing the websites for Jab We Met dialogues, when I came across Sholay Dialogues... Fell off my seat laughing... :)

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Veeru : Jay,
Jay : Hmm....

Veeru : aaj maine kuchh sochaa hai.
Jay : hmm, kabhi kabhi ye kaam bhi karanaa chahiye.

Veeru : Aaj maine ek bahot bada faisalaa kiyaa hai.
Jay : Mai bataau tera bahot bada faisala? Tu Basanti se shaadi karna chahata hai.

Veeru : Arre, wah wah wah . Tu mera sachha yaar hai. ek yaar hi yaar ke dil ki baat jaan sakata hai.
Jay : Aur woh yaar ye bhi jaanta hai ki is saal me shaadi ka ye tera aathawa faisala hai.

Veeru : Yeh final hai yaar.
Jay : Final ? ... subah se daaru pe rahaa hai na?

Veeru : Yaar Partner, mera ek kaam kar de..
Jay : Kya?

Veeru : Woh Basanti hai na us ki mausi ke paas jaakar mere rishte ki baat kuchh is dhang se kar ke mausi shagun leke aajaaye.
Jay : Mai kyun karoo?

Veeru : Aare, Ladkewaale hi to jaate hai ladkiwaalon ke ghar. Jay, Aur phir is duniyaa me tere siwa mera hai kaun?
Jay : Dekh, shaadi toone karni hai, tu jaa ke baat kar.

Veeru : Jara Soch .... Shaadi ke baad ek ghar hoga.
Jay : Ghar to tera hoga.

Veeru : ek biwi hogi.
Jay : teri hogi.

Veeru : 7-8 bachche honge
Jay : tere honge.

Veeru : ... par chacha chacha to tumhe hi bolenge na. Pyaar se tumhari goad me khelenge, tere kandhon pe zula zulenge. Aur totli jabaan me bolenge taataa taataa hamko kahaaniyaa sunaao...
Jay : Hmmm... yaane shaadi ke baad tere ghar me mujhe aayaa ki naukari
milnewaali hai.

Veeru : .. samazaa, tu mera dost nahi. laanat hai aisi dosti..(daaru ki botal
phodate phodate ruk jaata hai . do ghoont maar leta hai.)
Isi liye akad rahaa hai na, ke mera ye kaam tere bagair doosaraa koi
nahi kar sakataa... aaj meri maa hoti to meri kab ki shaadi ho chuki hoti. Mere chhote chhote baal-bachhe hote. Aaj meraa baap hota to band baaje ke saath meri shaadi kar ke laataa. Mere bhai bahan hote woh muasi ke pair chhoo kar bhi basanti ki shaadi mujh se karwaa dete.. Lekin ye mat bhul jay..Jiskaa koi nahi hota uska bhagwaan hota hai, ... Bhagwaan..(phir se daaru pita hai). Tu woh dost nahi rahaa.
Tu nahi chahataa mai boore dhande chhodkar ghar-grihasti basaa sakoo. Maine tujhe kyaa samazaa tha jay lekin tu.. tu kya nikala?...
Jay :( a big pause) (to him self) saalaa nautanki.... ghadi gadhi draamaa karta hai.(to Veeru) Chal bas bas bahut ho gaya hai, mai mausi se jaake baat kar loonga.

Veeru : sach?

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Then this is followed by the absolutely amazing dialogue sequence between Jai and Mausi.. :) :D


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Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.

Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi...ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki jimmedaari sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa.

Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa?

Mausi : haar jaata hai?
Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon ?

Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na. woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?

Mausi : Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi dosh nahi.
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa seedha aur bhola hai. aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye, ye juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.

Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur juwe ki aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke ghar jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi.

Mausi : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya kisi gaane-waali ke ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-
mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.

Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dost kis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de denge.

Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.
Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?

Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi hoon. koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru... naa jaane kya karega?

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Sholay rocks.. !!!!

Thursday, November 26, 2009 by Hari
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