What Linda Goodman thinks about me....!!!

Well.. this is on the lines of What my Best Friend thinks about me ... Except that it is not too personal...:)

I got hold of Relationship Signs by Linda Goodman, and found out that I have a Capricorn Ascendant. Here is what the characteristics of a Capricorn Ascendant are....

Trust me, this is truly mindblowing. My comments are in italics and in Tamizh. Non-Tamizh folks, please ignore the comments.

Capricorn Rising can't stop the eventual limelight his accomplishments will bring. He is shy - even when he runs for mayor. He'd make a few self depreciating jokes (it helps him psychologically to beat his detractors to the punch) and hee-haw about his flaws. அதாவது தன்னையே அசிங்க படுத்திகிருது

Fact is he is very sensitive to criticism and self conscious in public situations. Why does he push himself ? Because he must show everyone he can do anything.
நான் ஒரு சுபெர்மேன் ... இல்ல டோபெர்மன்.. சாரி... டுபேர் மேன் ...

Accomplishment is what he breathes for. Nothing else matters if he cannot prove to himself that he can scale the great heights just like his zodiac symbol. Nothing is too great a price to pay to acheive and acquire. Ulcers ? There are drugs for that. Broken Relationships ? He will settlem for his memories. It's desperate, this need to produce. It is how he proves his self worth. For him, being is not enough. So why bother with anyone this driven ? நெத்தி அடி !!!! இதை விட அழகா சொல்ல முடியாது

Because here you have quality. Good old fashioned values like honesty, dependability, sincerity. பிகர்கள் கவனிக்கவும்

He may not always be faithful, but he will be devoted to his chosen one. This is an odd combination of standards. What it means to you is that he will always be there in spirit for the one he loves, but he won't spend a lot of time pining about here, when he is by himself. ஹ்ம்ம்... ஆட்ரா ராமா ஆட்ரா ராமா மறுபடியும் பிகர்கள் கவனிக்கவும்

He is afraid of the dark and does not have nay plans to endure long nights alone. If you have to spend the summer in the Himalayas with your Guru, his heart is the only part of himself, he'll be saving for you. He makes money, he loves his mother (hope you resemble her), he takes responsibility better than most men, he is intelligent, reliable and a general non-nerd socially. ஆட்ரா ராமா ஆட்ரா ராமா...பிகர்கள் கவனிக்கவும்

Relaxed, he has a killer sense of humor. பார்த்து !! கொலை - கிளை செஞ்சிட போறேன் !!! Very Relaxed, he has a hearty sexual appetite. How do you get this guy to lighten up ? You spin takes of his stocks increaing, his real estate appreciating, and his agent selling his textbook for a bedtime story.

When he feels secure, he will express it with a well stocked pantry, prepaid insurance, and he'll get so crazy with glee he'll go the other way and party until you beg for mercy. Since capriciousness is a well hidden facet of his personality, you may find yourself regretting this swinging as too far to the other side. If he has enough money, he'll retreat into solitude and self indulgence. Your first tip off could be the trapeze in the bedroom.

Watch for signs. Once he becomes a wild and crazy guys it will take a lot to get him back into mundanity again. கிறுக்கு பிடிசிருசுணா.. அவ்ளோ தான் ... ஆளு பூட்ட கேசு He only needs to acheive the heights once. Getting there with him could bring you the most dizzying experiences of your life. He is not your ordinary man. இவன் சாதாரணமானவன் இல்ல... சீ மேஜர் சுந்தர்ராஜன் மாதிரி பேச ஆரம்பிச்சிட்டேன்... His highs and lows are stupendous, but he never forgets the one who rode the crests with him. And the way he'll spend forever trying to show his appreciation can leave a girl pretty breathless. And don't forget what he said about his money.

Well... that's it from me for this post... :) :D

P.S:- If the Tamizh is bad... Google Transliterator Sucks.. !! :P :D

Wednesday, February 17, 2010 by Hari
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