He - She Blogs II

Inspired from Prabhu Ferrari's HeShe Blogs.

Read Part 1 Here.


She calls up He on his mobile.

She - Hey, enna da. Unnoda extension busyavae irruku ?
He - Hey, naa oru session la irrukaen.. Konjam caught up. Aparama pesaraene ?
She - Seri. Bye.

She - Hey, lunchkku polaaama ?
He - Hmm.. Polaam. Naa en building kizha varen. Nee en building kku vaa.
She - Hey, OFC venaam da. NFC polaam.
He - Hey, NFC vantha, neraya paera paarka vendiyatha irrukum da. Aparam hi-bye nalam visarithal. Un kooda pesa mudiyathu.
She - Hmmm.. OFC la, orey cheesum panneruma thaan irrukum. Naa weight watch pannitu irrukaen. En diet kettudum.
He - Seri, Health Ideas la pasta saapidalam.
She - OK.

At the food court, after getting each a plate of pasta and a comfortable seat.
She - Seri, Kekkanum nu vechuirunthaen, yaen morning lirunthu, mail illa, buzz illa, message illa ? Romba busy aayitiyo ?
He - Athellam onnum illa. Oru juniorkku KT kudthituirunthaen.
She - Hmmm..
He - Hey ava semma sharp theriyuma. Seriousa
She - 'avala' ?? Athaan da ...
He - Hey.. enna ipdi oru reaction. Ava peru M. Chennai la irruka.
She - hmm... resume va karachu kudichirupiyae.
He - (ignoring) Hey, you know, avaloada parents ellam, Kanchipurathala palla therula thaan irrukaalam.
She - (ignoring) Naa intha weekend oorukku poitu varalam nu irrukaen.
He - Hey, appo namba Angeethi plan ?
She - Nee 'un-junior' kitta kadala pottu kittae thaniya saapidaen
He - Hey, ippo enna sollitaen nu nee munji thooki vechutu irrukae.
She -Onnume nadakala da.. Onnume Nadakala.
He - En intha virakthi ?
She - En veetu address enna ?
He - Rainbow Apartments, Tolichowki.
She - Hyderabad address illa, Chennai la enga veetu address enna ?
He - hmmm...er.... theriyathu. (voice is very low)
She - Avaloda parents Kanchipurathula, Palla therula irruka la ?
He - (silent)
She- Ava karpooram vera illa ?
He - (silent)
She - En da.. Enakku aethuvume puriyathu nu nenachittu irrukiya ?
He - Hey. Apdi ellam onnum illa di.
She - Onnum illamaya nee lunch timela evlo oruthi pugazh paadra.
He - Hey, sathiyama apdi ellam onnum illa.
She already has a thin layer of water on her eyes.
She - Unakku engagement aayidichu. Nyabagam irrukku la.
He - (silent, looking down)
She - Enna pidikalana neradiya sollu. Enga veetla solla thairiyam illana, en kitta sollu, naa enga appa kitta sollikiraen. Intha mathiri ellam pannatha.
He - (silent)
Both are silent for 5 full minutes.
He - Ippo ethukku onnum illatha vishayatha ipdi oothi perusa aakara ?
She - (angrily gets up), Naa onnum un junior paarthu ellam porama padala da. Enakku velai irruku. Bye
He - Hey... ippo enna aachunu ipdi munjila adicha mathiri pesara ?
She - Naa porama padaraena da ?
He - Hey, naa antha arthathala sollala
She - Illa da.. Nee ethayumae mean pannala. Naa thaan thappa edunthidurukaen.
He - Hey. Look I am sorry. Sathiyama naa onna antha ponnoda compare pannala.
She - Aparam ? Vera ennavam. Ava karpooram mathiri irruka na.. Naa thathi nu solra mathiri thaane ?
He - (sighs and silent)
She - Onna thaan kekaraen.
He already has a thin veil of water in his eyes. He tries to blink them away. She knows this and does not want to create a scene.
She - Seri, enakku call irruku, bye.
He is left alone, eating his pasta.

He and She don't talk for two full weeks. No calls, No messages, No mails or forwards.
2 weeks later ...
He has got an award and She feels that she should call him.

She- Hey, congrats da. Unakku On-The-Spot award ellam kuduthaangalame...
He - Hmmmm..
She - Itha nee yaen en kitta sollala ?
He - Sonna enna panna pora ?
She - Ippo ethukku ipdi bihu pannikira ?
He - Intha award a naa refuse pannitaen.
She - En intha vetti scene ? Namma companyla recognition kedaikarthey periya vishayam. Ithala awarda refuse panra alavukku ivar periya manusano ?
He - (smirks)
She - Ethukku intha villathanama sirippu ?
He - Intha award ethukku kedachuthu nu unakku theriyuma ?
She - Ethukku ?
He - Nee rendu vaarama en kooda pesama irrukarthukku karanama irunthale oruthi, M nu.. ava ennoda training pathi pugazhnthu pesi, en manager kitta avan romba nallavan. Girl friend kitta kooda kadala podama enakku modules solli kuduthaan, athu naala, intha awarda avanukku kudunga nu mail potta. Athoda vilaivu thaan ithu.
She - Seri.. Nalla vishayam thaane. Ithula awarda refuse panrathukku enna irruku ?
He - Ippo nee ipdi thaan solluvae. Naa awarda vaangina aparam, Junior recommend panna award, athaan konjam kooda vekkam maanam soodu soranai paarkama, fiance kitta sanda pottalum parava illanu award vaanginavan nee nu solluva. Ithellam enakku thevaya ?
She - Semma gaandla irruka pola.
He - Cha cha... naa yaaru kova padarathukku, sollu.
She - Seri.. Seri.. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Thappu enthu thaan. Enna mannichidu.
He - Seri. Unnala epdi di en kitta pesa mudiyama irunthathu ?
She- Romba kashtama irunthathu da. You won't understand.
He - Hmmm...
She - Seri..How did you cope up ?
He - I couldn't.
She - Puriyalayae.
He - Enna nerla paartha puriyum.
She - Seri.. Fine. Vaa coffee saapida polaam.

At the coffee shop.....
He - Hi.
She - Hey, ennada ithu.
He - Enna aachu ?
She - Enna aachu unakku ?
He - Athaan sonnen la... I couldn't cope up.
She - Dai.. seriousa kaekkaraen.. Ethana naala saapidala ?
He - rendu vaarama.
She - Appo sanda potta annilirunthu.. saapidavae illa ? correct ?
He - Hmmmm....
She - Seri.. en shave pannala ?
He - Naa thaan sonnen la.. Manasu seri illa...
She - Enna manasu seri illa..? Oru phone panni iruntha, ellam seri aayirukkum illa ?
He - Antha phone a neeyum panni irrukalam la ? Ippo theriyutha ?
She - Enna ?
He - Nee illama en life epdi irruku nu ?
She - Ithukku onnum korachal illa.
He and She both smile sheepishly at each other.
He sees a bunch of papers jutting out of She's bag. He takes out bunch of papers. She tries hard to prevent him from reading the papers. But He manages to read one of them. His mouth is agape. He is unable to close his mouth. There is a thin film of tears in She's eyes.
She stutters.
She - Kaettiyae, epdi cope up panraen nu... Ipdi thaan.
He - Do you really love me this much ?
She - (nods her head, and then bends her head down, trying to hide her tears)
He - (holds her hand and pulls the chair closer to her)



P.S:- OK. I agree. This one was a bit serious. But then, eppo paarthalum comedya panrathu ?? Konjam seriousa irrupome .. :) :D

Tuesday, March 30, 2010 by Hari
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Comments (2)

  1. toooooo serious buddy!!

  2. This was an experiment. Period. :) :D

    Lot of people said the same thing.. I know.. I will try to spruce it up... :):D ..Next time will be a definite change..

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