அவன் - அவள் - பாகம் 9

அவன் and அவள் are two colleagues who are meeting after a considerable duration of time, and are spending some time catching up in office canteen

Reproducing the conversation from half way through....

அவள் :- Hey what happened to your crazy theories that you used to have ?
அவன் :- Crazy ? yeah yeah..they were crazy theories of course ... isn't it ?
அவள் :- Of course, they were... What was that crazy theory that you mentioned in 10th standard... that you can attain some orgasmic state if you consume some foods.
அவன் :- And I got labelled as a freak for that ..
அவள் :- Of course, Don't you think it was a little too far fetched for a 16 year old ?
அவன் :- Hmmm. may be to a certain extent they were...
அவள் :- Then of course, something else also happened right ?
அவன் :- Oh yes, that chaos theory discussion ..
அவள் :- How can I forget that ? The whole class was laughing at you . You made yourself the laughing stock. Isn't it ?
அவன் :- My stand was vindicated six years later. isn't it ?
அவள் :- Hmmm... I agree.
அவன் :- Now you agree ? The same people who made fun of my theories, flocked theatres to see the movie. Isn't it ? And why ? Because I am no Kamal Hassan. Isn't it ?
அவள் :- Seri.Seri.. No Tensan. Less Tensan More work. More work Less Tensan. So You do have some theories now ?
அவன் :- Yeah... Plenty of them.
அவள் :- And they are ?
அவன் :- That Ram never existed ...
அவள் :- Hey Raam !!!!
அவன் :- (with a chuckle) And that Krishna was a pervert ...
அவள் :- Hare Krishna !!! Don't even dare write something like that ...
அவன் :- You are so worried about my safety ?
அவள் :- Bull shit !!! I will ensure that you are deported from this country, if you bloody write something blasphemous about Rama or Krishna .. !!!
அவன் : !#$@##$^#$^$#%@#$@$^$%&$%

Saturday, August 14, 2010 by Hari
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