World War II … Simplified !!!!

Thought this was hilarious ..

Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain and France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain and France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, and Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, and the disabled. 
(everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia and the USA don’t do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French and Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies and SS. 
(everybody forgets this and to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis and bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, ’cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, and they’re out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous and bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. 
Russians find the body and confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. 
Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK’s spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, and 64 years later is still doing so.

P.S:- Picked this up from here.

Monday, October 18, 2010 by Hari
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